Boston Jew is an extremely physically-dominant and intimidating man. Were it not for a nagging in-grown toe-nail, he would likely be a three-sport pro athlete at this time. Setting his compass, and planning his life, according to the path of stardom he was on, he simply saw no reason to acquire the skills necessary to work a normal job or fraternize with people in a normal way. It has taken him several years to accept that with his life-threatening ailment being a constant liability and a life-long battle, he will never return to the athletic prominence he once knew; often times scoring 5 to 6 goals in 4th grade recess soccer, far surpassing the 0.67 goals per game of Pele, giving him the single greatest goals per game average in the world, were he a professional athlete at the time.
Now, Boston Jew is setting out to dominate an equally important, yet slightly less acclaimed field, small-cap internet blogging (blogging to no more than 10-15 unique hits per month). Boston Jew's blog does not just offer relief through calming verbiage, he also offers his service in divorce mediation, and virtual pet warehousing. He will accept several types of payment for these services: paypal, personal check, cash, food with little to no fiber, thread of red or teal colors, underwear; used or new, preferably used, or Fruity Toody Toody O's, Boston Jew's favorite cereal.
Boston Jew is passionate about his new profession. He turned down extremely lucrative offers for 'cadaver modeling,' 'bosley hair-treatment test-subject,' and numerous others of incredible prestige. He has been offered ten's of thousands of dollars to be dismantled and sold for his raw goods on the black market, an offer he was fully-prepared to accept, when negotiations broke down as to the future use of his left foot, the foot that has made him famous around the world scoring goal after goal; bringing the young to their knees and the old to their feet in astonishment at his pure talent.
Boston Jew has been named "One of the World's Sexiest One People," by the world's most popular magazine, whom wishes to remain anonymous. At age 9, he was awarded with the trophy of "camper of the week" by Ron Tookey's Fat Camp, for his one week loss of 17 pounds, after getting salmonella poisoning and vomiting more than 42 times, being hospitalized for "gross-malnourishment" and "late-stage balding." He was subsequently asked to leave the camp for his next week's gain of more than 22 pounds, even though it was purely water-weight, as he could no longer consume solid food due to ravaging sores on his intestine from the systemic binging and purging taught by Ron Tookey himself. "It's better to be dead than fat" Ron would always say. Boston Jew agrees.
Boston Jew is an extremely tolerant man, of those which he approves. He does not like people of any particular girth. He does not like people who have more than the allotted amount of teeth. He also does not like, nor tolerate people who seem to possess a higher-than-average hair density on their calves, upper arms, or back.
Boston Jew's mission is to create shareholder value through implementation of best-business-practices, shrewd takeover tactics, and ruthless cost-cutting measures.
Boston Jew has one of the world's greatest business intellects.
Boston Jew is 6 foot 5, though he makes himself appear to be 5 foot 7, because he wants women to lust for him for who he really is, not his grand stature.
Boston Jew believes in giving his food scraps to the famished youth of the world. He does not believe in giving food scraps to the elderly, as he believes that by then they should have figured out how to subsist without nourishment. He follows through on his belief once a week, by storing his leftover food in air-tight packaging and rowing out several hundred yards into the ocean and floating his packages of food out to sea, where he is confident that illegal aliens attempting to enter our country on their dingeys, will find these packages and get the strength they need to push on.
Boston Jew believes that illegal aliens should be un-conditionally deported out of our country, but not before extensive torture, to ensure they never return.
Boston Jew was born in Israel and entered the United States through a tunnel at the Mexican border.
When Boston Jew isn't blogging here, he can be found browsing on his multiple PlentyOfFish.com accounts, or either of his DateACougar.com accounts. He is an avid basketball player, skateboarder, snowboarder, and surfer of Cambodian porn. He used to start every day with masturbation, but realized 'getting off' was his motivation for everything he did in life, and was thus spending the rest of the day staring at a brick wall. Now he masturbates at THE END of the day. Boston Jew's favorite appetizer is Romanian Caviar (fermented ear hair, in a mango, cottage cheese bouillabaisse) his favorite entree is raw oat groats, and his favorite drink is half tab-soda, half cashew oil.
Boston Jew is a graduate of Transylvania Tech University where he majored in 'fermentation of garlic as a means of survival,' and is currently pursuing his PhD and is yet to declare a major. He will graduate summa cum laude.
